blloooooo:

omfg i did not fucking expect that

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via herearethelegends)

Posted 2 weeks ago
343626 notes

spoopyvriska:

communismkills:

trueemergence:

omg damn

IS THIS REAL.

the back pocket is the worst place to put ANYTHING why would yall put your $400 iphone in there

(Source: best-of-memes, via bring-me-some-nandos)

Posted 3 weeks ago
277549 notes

mxcleod:

This is all so wrong, and it doesn’t help that the hats are trilbys

Posted 3 weeks ago
512 notes
tyleroakley:

all you could ever need in a book

tyleroakley:

all you could ever need in a book

(Source: wowthatexists, via bring-me-some-nandos)

Posted 3 weeks ago
120022 notes

yourheartofgoldturnedplatinum:

a boy i dated like two years ago just posted a status on facebook about how much he loves his girlfriend but last night he messaged me saying he misses me and if he ever got the chance he wouldnt hesitate to try and kiss me again and i have all the screenshots of that conversation that i am fully capable of sending to his girlfriend i have this kid right by the balls and i am holding the screenshots for the ransom of 25 taco bell chalupas 

(Source: violetunderground, via officialjamestiberiuskirk)

Posted 3 weeks ago
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bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

(Source: successisnotanoption, via officialjamestiberiuskirk)

Posted 3 weeks ago
95353 notes

kingtrinbago:

The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

(via officialjamestiberiuskirk)

Posted 3 weeks ago
198245 notes

(Source: pyyrite, via sadsouciety)

Posted 1 month ago
334382 notes

some-wayward-daughter:

onesimus42:

adrateia:

so being a reader is basically a constant struggle between deciding on reading what you bought recently, what you bought ages ago and should stop ignoring, and what you really ought to reread.

And then reading fanfic instead.

The accuracy is incredible

(via mxcleod)

Posted 1 month ago
42345 notes

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you

(Source: iseeaghoul, via paradisehasfallen)

Posted 1 month ago
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