tupacabra:

i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….

(via lemonaduh)

Posted 3 days ago
247489 notes
thekilejohnson:

tapdancers:

concentrateddabs:

sweetaandlow:

From the look on her face, some pretty dissatisfying sex

That looks like 6 minutes of under the covers missionary disappointment

i cant stop laughing at this whole thing

Her hair isn’t messed up at all. At least she can put on her clothes, go back out and hit the town. 

thekilejohnson:

tapdancers:

concentrateddabs:

sweetaandlow:

From the look on her face, some pretty dissatisfying sex

That looks like 6 minutes of under the covers missionary disappointment

i cant stop laughing at this whole thing

Her hair isn’t messed up at all. At least she can put on her clothes, go back out and hit the town. 

(Source: ejacurlate, via punkrockspital)

Posted 3 days ago
237615 notes

realhomo:

countingtoabillionslow:

Is anyone else completely terrified by the concept that you could, someday, meet someone who actually genuinely wants to spend the rest of their life in love with you?

(Source: makepieswakethedead, via officialjamestiberiuskirk)

Posted 1 week ago
397569 notes

a special message for a very special someone

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

(Source: maximumbuttitude, via officialjamestiberiuskirk)

Posted 1 week ago
525487 notes

thewoman23:

ericscissorhands:

My variant of: (X)

I thought this was leading to something deep…I wasn’t disappointed

(via officialjamestiberiuskirk)

Posted 1 week ago
145038 notes

greathaircut:

if i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would only see one footprint every few meters and theyd look for a one-legged man with powerful jumping muscles instead of me

(via officialjamestiberiuskirk)

Posted 1 week ago
273065 notes

disneykin:

does anyone actually track their periods because i dont im too lazy and its just like this really terrible surprise that i dont want every month and me trying to convince myself that theres no way its been 4 weeks already

(via officialjamestiberiuskirk)

Posted 1 week ago
188694 notes

nuodai:

im such a fucking jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode

(via officialjamestiberiuskirk)

Posted 1 week ago
376662 notes
supernatural-direction13:

mexicake:

Niall this isn’t your band

don’t forget where you belong

supernatural-direction13:

mexicake:

Niall this isn’t your band

don’t forget where you belong

(via fuckingwithpayne)

Posted 2 weeks ago
18303 notes

rhydonmyhardon:

you are my laptop

my only laptop

you make me happy

when the skies are grey

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

so please dont take

the charger 

away

(via just-rolling-with-rowling)

Posted 1 month ago
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