debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

(via workadont)

Posted 1 day ago
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amioriginiall:

i don’t think we fully appreciated meet and greet pictures while we had them 

i mean

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look 

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at 

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these 

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gems

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(via sluttyliam)

Posted 1 day ago
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Posted 1 day ago
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braingremlin:

when you love a song but you listened to it a lot during a really bad time in your life so it reminds you of bad times

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(Source: braingremlinmovedblogs, via officialjamestiberiuskirk)

Posted 1 day ago
89757 notes

heirofspacecore:

A girl who’s normally very passive and quiet lashes out at a boy for making a gross comment. She’s more aggressive than usual today.
“Is it your time of the month?” He asks with a smirk
But he’s right. It is her time of the month. The full moon peeks from behind the clouds and she transforms into a werewolf and devours the boy whole

(via bring-me-some-nandos)

Posted 1 day ago
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artpopdom:

cher about to fly out to this girl’s city and throw down with a homophobe. the one true gay icon

artpopdom:

cher about to fly out to this girl’s city and throw down with a homophobe. the one true gay icon

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Posted 1 day ago
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rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

(via nicotine-niall)

Posted 1 day ago
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toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

(Source: chaotic-keys, via just-rolling-with-rowling)

Posted 1 day ago
224651 notes
jacobtheloofah:

too little too late

jacobtheloofah:

too little too late

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Posted 1 day ago
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mlssfortune:

kneeldownbitches:

mlssfortune:

gonna give the boys at my school a taste of their own medicine

Let me tell you something. This shit is so strong that you only need to use it one time for a god damn week. This flowery bullshit woke me straight up from my sleep when my roommate used it. And if you think leaving the area is gonna help well then you’re fucking wrong. It stank up the whole fucking house. All I could smell was the female equivalent of what the fucking male spray does. I’m one more nights-sleep-ruined away from pulling a SloMoGuy’s and taking an axe to the damn can.

do you.. do you need a hug

mlssfortune:

kneeldownbitches:

mlssfortune:

gonna give the boys at my school a taste of their own medicine

Let me tell you something. This shit is so strong that you only need to use it one time for a god damn week. This flowery bullshit woke me straight up from my sleep when my roommate used it. And if you think leaving the area is gonna help well then you’re fucking wrong. It stank up the whole fucking house. All I could smell was the female equivalent of what the fucking male spray does. I’m one more nights-sleep-ruined away from pulling a SloMoGuy’s and taking an axe to the damn can.

do you.. do you need a hug

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Posted 1 day ago
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